What
has gone wrong with the world?
I
ask you in all sincerity.
Some
black, female singer who likes to show her titties and twatty is on the cover
of GQ magazine. To be fair, you can only see some rounded tittie parts and her
twatty is covered with her “fore-arm-y” but the intent is clearly visible. This
same singer provided a ho-hum performance in army boots and hunting jacket on a
recent Saturday Night Live!
Some
people get all the breaks!
Good
Gosh!
Everyone
knows that only Gay Men read GQ.
So,
why not a pic of Hugh Jackman on the cover stroking his magnificent, manly
arms? Even Brandon Routh who plays a Gay Man on Television’s “Partners” would
have made a much more exciting cover sporting those arms of his that are the
size of pillars on a Victorian Home’s front verandah.
Egads!
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| Brandon and his bicep- from TV's Partners- WOOF! |
Tim
Hortons in Oman?
Yup.
Tim’s
has now officially opened in the Sultanate of Oman after opening 19 outlets in the
United Arab Emirates. Crowds have gathered to indulge in a little piece of
Canada but where are the women at?
In
the pictures I haven’t seen a woman behind the counter working or in front of the
counter buying. It’s all men.
I
always ask- Where are the women folk at?
I
know the answer- at home barefoot, preggers and covered up from head to toe in
case some man where to take a sideways glance at them and have an evil or
sexual thought.
One
lump or two- sir?
~pause!
I mean in your coffee- not your camel!
Oh
Dear!
Martha
Stewart may be losing her empire.
The
Queen of Bitches has lost something like 188 million in the past couple of
years.
Of
course, she still made 230 some million but still it’s a pile of money to part
with to be sure.
Reports
say Martha has 9 personal servants.
I
have zero.
She
has 4 homes.
I
have one.
She
has any number of paint colours, furniture, magazines and Christmas Decor named
after her.
I
have none and I’m not even a bitch.
Wait!
Let
me re-think for a moment.
~ahem~
To
be fair, I can be a bitch when I need to be and that’s the simple truth, however,
I
wouldn’t change it for the world.
The
reason?
I
am a Gay Man, so suck it up.
As
a matter of fact, if people don’t like it, they can chew last month’s issue of
GQ and no- I don’t know who was on the cover, so eat it anyway.
Thus
ends today’s lesson.
