Ya
gotta love people.
A
young girl attends a Hallowe’en party.
She
was dressed as a skunk. The party was being held outdoors.
It
must have been a very convincing costume because her Uncle who was inside the house,
looks outside, sees what he believes is a skunk and shoots her.
She
was rushed to hospital.
Then,
there’s the lady who lives in North Dakota- that’s scary on its own, who called
a radio talk show to complain about “Deer Crossing” signs. Now, we’ve all seen these
signs warning of deer crossing the highway in our area of Ontario. In fact, a few
years back a stag rammed into my Ford Aerostar. I was on my way back from a
show rehearsal at 10 o’clock at night. It was quite the experience and cost
about 3000 dollars to repair.
This
talk show caller whose vehicle- she claimed, had been hit by a deer several
times, was asking why these “Deer Crossing” signs were place in the busiest
sections of the highway. Couldn’t they be placed in areas with less traffic
where the deer could cross in a safe manner? The talk show host just about bust
a gut.
Just
Google “please remove the deer crossing signs” and you can hear the actual call
on You Tube.
The
second time through the call, I thought maybe it was a ruse. I thought at one
point the caller was trying very hard not to laugh. On the other hand it is
America and some of those folks lack enough oxygen to function. It was good for
a chuckle and the You Tube recording of the call has had over 6 million hits!
A
76 year old man was sharing a house with another man. The “other” man changed
the locks. Obviously he didn’t want the 76 year old sharing the house with him
any longer. So, when the 76 year old man realizes his key won’t work in any of
the locks anymore, he gets a chain saw and cuts his way into the house and
attacks the house mate. Luckily a tee shirt the lock-changing man was wearing
clogged the teeth of the chain saw and he wasn’t harmed.
Sounds
like the Texas Chain Saw Massacre- only without the blood and gore.
This
just in- eating sugar makes us stupid. A survey has found that the more sugar
we consume the less likely we are to be able to learn and grasp the meaning of
life. Those large soft drinks at fast food places are partially to blame as
well as all the junk food that lines the shelves of our supermarkets. The
lesson here is get smarter by decreasing sugar intake.
Seems
simple enough but if one is stupid already from eating sugar, how will one be
smart enough to realize one needs to stop.
Have
a good one!
