What is
this world of our coming to?
The Separatists
dans la belle province took the Maple Leaf Flag out of the legislature while
they were sworn in the other day.
It was
put back less than 24 hours later when the Liberals and that other Quebec
party- the one that can’t make up its mind whether to separate nor not to
separate, was sworn in.
There’s
any easy fix to that.
Take
their money- the bills with the Prime Ministers and Queen on the one side,
along with their Federal Grants and anything else they get from Ottawa away-
pronto and see the smile dissipate from their smug French faces. That woman- I
hesitate to use bitch but it was a thought, who leads the rabble-rousers should
be placed in a time capsule.
Don’t
open ‘till Christmas 2050. I sure don’t want someone like her in my country-
English, French of otherwise.
I see
her picture and I instantly want to draw a moustache above her lip.
Hmmm.
Probably one there already.
Hey, there’s
even more pictures of The Future King’s “Little woman” showing off her nipples
and boobies.
No. I
don’t want to look!
You
can’t make me!
However,
if William’s private member was swaying in the tropical breeze- unfurled and
unrestrained, I’d take a gander at it.
Maybe a
long gander.
He is
quite tall so if it’s true that “things” are in proportion, it might just be
ever so satisfactory.
Shows
you the media is mostly men and straight, doesn’t it?
I mean
would a lady want to splash a Royal’s Boobs across the Net or on the front
pages of a less than classy magazine?
No sir.
It’s a
man. A straight man that did that.
I’ll bet
there are a lot of straight men who typed the words “Kate’s Tits” into a Google
search this week.
I
suspect William’s Weenie would take a back seat even if it were being flopped
about in public. Still, I’d stand in line to have a quick boo. Not often you
get to see a royal one-eyed monster. Hasn’t happened yet. If there was such a
photo we would learn a quick lesson.
The
lesson we would learn is this:
Female
tits trump a Royal Sausage.
That’s
a shame because I’d like to see it.
Wouldn’t
you?
I might
even like to touch it.
But
like the Van Gough’s hanging in the Musee d’Orsay, it is off-limits!
Hands
free!
We
almost saw Harry’s- didn’t we.
Not
that I cared. Those pictures of Prince Harry’s lily-white ass and the frontal
shots of him cupping his man-boys and penis were laughable at best. However, the
pictures that have surfaced showing British Army fellas standing in the nude
lifting their dicks up and cupping them in their hands were much more amusing
and titillating.
Maybe
more “cock-sure” than titillating, now that I think of it.
What is
the connection here between these two stories you ask?
Quite
simple.
You’ll
find boobs here in Canada as well as on some tropical Island being visited by
Royals.
Over to
you Dick…
